As everyone knows, there is one thing every gantleman must know: How to tie a bow tie. This is no simple feat I tell you, but when you got it right, every other part of you life become absolutely perfect.
This is what you do. you take a normal looking slob and give him a bow tie*.
(Important note: Make sure its not a pretied bow ite or the magic will not happen)
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| Just look at him. He's no gentleman! |
You cross one part of the tie over andthe other.
You take the tie-end whis is underneath and scrunch it in a weird manner and hold it there.
Then you take the part you left and just pull it through the not. (This part is a bit like making love to a women. The whole thing can go terribly wrong if you choose the wrong hole.)
Then you make a few small adjustments.
And there you have a perfect bow. But it doesn't stop there. You know only have to wait for three seconds.
And all of a sudden you end up with a shirt and a waist-coat.
And a hat, and now you're smoking a pipe
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| The perfect gentleman and the perfect man in general. |
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