søndag 2. desember 2012

Dember 2nd - writing Christmas letters to my future self

Christmas is upon us and what is more christmas-y than writing a christmas letter for people you know and love. Then why shouldn't these people include you, you are at the very least on a nodding aquaintance with the man in the mirror. Here is the reason: You will end up with an profound feeling of lonelyness and sadness. I mean really how sad is it to write yourself christmas letters. Well thats what i did through futureme.org. A website where you can write emails the future you can recieve.
It started of well enough with a rather cherry christmas letter to the future me of this christmas.
Translation: Dear Sindre.
Once again it's Christmas. WHere I sit in Førde it's really cold but still no snow. I'v got my foot in bandajes after playing volleyball on Wednesday. I hope you've gotten a lot of nice presents.
Merry Christmas from you one year ago
However after a while the sadness implied by me writing these christmas letters cought on to me and the last letter was rather less jolly.
Translation: You Pathetic little shite. Are really so sad and lonely that the only way to get a christmas letter is if you write it yourself. How tragic is it possible to become. You know what, go fuck yourself. Take that fat arse of yourse (You've probaly gotten fat since I wrote this email as well), go out and meet some people for once.
Sincerely Sindre
This is the reason you shouldn't write Christmasletters tou yourself


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